Stephanie and I are on good terms now because I rubbed her back by running all over it. 😀 We were talking about old sitcoms and she told me she loved the Jeffersons and All In The Family. I told her I had never seen All In The Family, so she took me upstairs to… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 15
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Elf on the Shelf – DAY 14
After getting in trouble yesterday, being put in time out, and hurting Stephanies feelings, I figured the best thing for me to do is make some money and buy her a special gift for Christmas… I sure wish we had some lemonade in this house that I could sell, but since there isnt any, I… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 14
Elf on the Shelf – DAY 13
Stephanie whooped my butt and said I was being an "ungrateful brat" because I just got a gift in the mail 2 days ago, but then whined about not having a gift under the tree yesterday... I told her I was going to call DSS on her, and she looked me dead in the face… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 13
Elf on the Shelf – DAY 12
I have been through every present in this house and I can not find ONE gift that has my name on it... I really hope I can find something with my name on it soon or else I'm gonna write that man up in the north pole and make sure Stephanie gets lots of coal… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 12
Elf on the Shelf – DAY 11
Today I got a letter! I NEVER get letters! I was so excited turds started rolling out of my pants leg! Good thing the letter also included a gift of pajamas! 🙌 My mexican cousin Julio sent it to me! He said he thought green would look good on me… he's right. I look pretty… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 11
