Have you ever witnessed a moment in life where the WRONG thing happens at the WRONG time, and the result is so unbelievably cringe-y that you want to crawl in a hole and die? Yeah, that happened once at my church. During Communion. At Christmas. Last year (2018), my church did a Candlelight communion. We… Continue reading The Most Awkward Moment Ever
Confessions: Professional Santa
Santa is very loosely based on St. Nicholas - a Christian bishop who lived in present-day Turkey in 280 A.D. Both of his parents died when he was young, and it was rumored that he used all his inheritance to give to the poor and help people in bad situations. This spirit of giving to… Continue reading Confessions: Professional Santa
The Grits From Hell
“I'm always sketchy of people who don't like grits.” - Jaycee Ford Ain't that the truth. In the south, grits are a staple. They are love. They are life. They are tradition. They are sacred. They are holy. Southern Gold If you dont know what 'grits' are (or is?), grits are a thick substance made from… Continue reading The Grits From Hell
Where Will You Be When It Happens To You
Last year, I went to a Guy Penrod concert with my friend Brandi and her mom Sandra. If you don't know who Guy Penrod is, who even ARE you? Lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nJ6wQpLmuo#t=1m17s Behold. Guy Penrod is a Gospel and Country singer who gained massive attention when he entered the Gaither Vocal Band in 1994. He is… Continue reading Where Will You Be When It Happens To You
Christmas Shopping Ideas
It's October 19th. If you get paid once a month like I do, you may be in the midst of Christmas shopping now. Lol or maybe you're already DONE with it. Maybe you haven't even started because you feel it is asinine and stupid to have the Christmas season take up so much of your… Continue reading Christmas Shopping Ideas
