Have you ever witnessed a moment in life where the WRONG thing happens at the WRONG time, and the result is so unbelievably cringe-y that you want to crawl in a hole and die? Yeah, that happened once at my church. During Communion. At Christmas. Last year (2018), my church did a Candlelight communion. We… Continue reading The Most Awkward Moment Ever
Category: Funny Life Stories
The Grits From Hell
“I'm always sketchy of people who don't like grits.” - Jaycee Ford Ain't that the truth. In the south, grits are a staple. They are love. They are life. They are tradition. They are sacred. They are holy. Southern Gold If you dont know what 'grits' are (or is?), grits are a thick substance made from… Continue reading The Grits From Hell
Where Will You Be When It Happens To You
Last year, I went to a Guy Penrod concert with my friend Brandi and her mom Sandra. If you don't know who Guy Penrod is, who even ARE you? Lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nJ6wQpLmuo#t=1m17s Behold. Guy Penrod is a Gospel and Country singer who gained massive attention when he entered the Gaither Vocal Band in 1994. He is… Continue reading Where Will You Be When It Happens To You
How Green Beans Almost Ended My Marriage
Once upon a time, a seed was planted. This seed was planted in fertile soil in an open field in Illinois by a farmer. It was a happy seed - just chillin' in it's bed of dirt. It's parents taught it all about growth and puberty, and they named him Jose'. Jose was exposed to… Continue reading How Green Beans Almost Ended My Marriage
2nd Grade Picasso
Me in 2nd Grade (Names have been changed to protect identities. You know it's going to be a doosie if you have to give a disclaimer first LOL) Preacher's kids sometimes have a cloak of invisibility when they are in public school. For some reason, the teachers always let their guard down on us. Lol… Continue reading 2nd Grade Picasso
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