Someone help…. I smarted off at Brian today and I think he's trying to ruin my life… I sure wish Stephanie was out of bed so she could help me… It's getting hard to breathe in here.. HELP!!!!

I dont know about you guys, but I am EXHAUSTED. I need some pampering! I found some peppermint essential oil and I snorted it so hard that I blacked out and went to space! These oils are a MIRACLE. Both my legs were broken - now they okay! Had a zit come up on my… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 21

So Brian and Stephanie just got in from church and they had me a gift they received while they were there... I would like to thank Dennis and Sharon Privette for this wonderful gift... I guess they have heard so much about me that somehow they got in contact with Kellogg's and put my face… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 20

I was being nosey tonight and was creepin' into your Christmas village.  🙂 I dont know what all was going on in there, but all I know is these people SERIOUSLY need JESUS. Those little people are more jacked up than ME!

I figured since Stephanie treated me as if I were her husband, fussing at me, knocking me off chairs, yelling at me, and telling me what I can and can not do that I would just go around the house and change her photos, by the way atleast your cute and maybe I'll get this… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 18