Today I got a letter! I NEVER get letters! I was so excited turds started rolling out of my pants leg! Good thing the letter also included a gift of pajamas! 🙌 My mexican cousin Julio sent it to me! He said he thought green would look good on me… he's right. I look pretty… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 11
Author: Campbell ReWritten
The Most Awkward Moment Ever
Have you ever witnessed a moment in life where the WRONG thing happens at the WRONG time, and the result is so unbelievably cringe-y that you want to crawl in a hole and die? Yeah, that happened once at my church. During Communion. At Christmas. Last year (2018), my church did a Candlelight communion. We… Continue reading The Most Awkward Moment Ever
Elf on the Shelf – DAY 10
Enough is enough. I've had it with this wildcat. After spending several hours in the hospital getting stitches, and getting my wounds healed, I went and purchased me a live trap... No more will I be tortured by this beast! It only took me a matter of minutes to get the trap set and I… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 10
Elf on the Shelf – DAY 9
Guys! I found the cutest little animal! I don't know what it is, but he wasnt very friendly! I played dead because I heard that works with bears, but it didnt help! It actually attacked me more! https://youtu.be/9GSzBmOJdDo
Elf on the Shelf – DAY 8
I hope you don't mind, but I stole your car last night and took it for a drive... I don't guess you noticed, but I turned your tag over and now when people are following you, they'll think "who is this crazy person?" I appreciate you having the car filled up because I brought it… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 8
