Elf on the Shelf 2019

Elf on the Shelf – DAY 7

You’ll never guess what happened to me!!! 😝 I was skedaddlin’ through the front yard this morning looking for somewhere to poop because Stephanie wont let me poop inside anymore, and I FOUND THE DEER I SHOT YESTERDAY!!! DEAD!!! ☠ Brian told me that was impossible, but what does he know?!?! 🙄 I gutted it, then dragged it in the basement and strung it up. Its…. a little bit smaller than I thought it was on t.v… It’s actually a baby… 🤫 Don’t call the game warden on me!