Elf on the Shelf 2019

Elf on the Shelf – The Beginning & DAY 1

On Thanksgiving day 2019, I had the crazy idea of buying an Elf on the Shelf.

The kicker is, we don’t have kids. LOL

We named our elf José.

Me and my husband flipped a coin and took turns moving José around.

I wen’t first.

What followed afterwards was interesting indeed. The only rules were…

  • 1. Nothing dirty! (We aren’t weirdos! lol)
  • 2. No suicide jokes.

Everything else was fair game.

DAY 1

My name is Jose the elf and ive been sent by Santa to make sure you’re both being good 30 year olds! (LOL) Its going to be a tough job!

I needed a place to sleep last night so I thought Id just make myself right at home! No homo!

I also have emotional problems sometimes and i’m out of pills. 🙂