On Thanksgiving day 2019, I had the crazy idea of buying an Elf on the Shelf.
The kicker is, we don’t have kids. LOL
We named our elf José.
Me and my husband flipped a coin and took turns moving José around.
I wen’t first.
What followed afterwards was interesting indeed. The only rules were…
- 1. Nothing dirty! (We aren’t weirdos! lol)
- 2. No suicide jokes.
Everything else was fair game.
My name is Jose the elf and ive been sent by Santa to make sure you’re both being good 30 year olds! (LOL) Its going to be a tough job!
I needed a place to sleep last night so I thought Id just make myself right at home! No homo!
I also have emotional problems sometimes and i’m out of pills. 🙂