You know the term "waiting on a woman?" I found it true at this house. Stephanie likes to take 2 hour baths... But we need showers around this place too! I'm already tired of when it's MY turn to get a shower, I have no HOT water!!! Don't mind me checking on ya in the shower… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 4
Day: December 2, 2019
Elf on the Shelf – DAY 3
Sorry guys! I've been parked on this toilet ALL NIGHT! I got a court summons in the mail yesterday about all my unpaid child support and my stomach's been REAL tore up about it! 💩 I used to pay it, but when I saw her getting her nails done and buying a new car, I put two… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 3
Elf on the Shelf – DAY 2
Let's set one thing straight right now: I see you hide all your chocolate upstairs where your husband never goes... I myself can live off candy alone. I'm a elf remember?! We eat candy and chocolate all the time! And this mess... Well, I can make a mess that's for sure! Next time your husband… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – DAY 2
Elf on the Shelf – The Beginning & DAY 1
On Thanksgiving day 2019, I had the crazy idea of buying an Elf on the Shelf. The kicker is, we don't have kids. LOL We named our elf JosĂ©. Me and my husband flipped a coin and took turns moving JosĂ© around. I wen't first. What followed afterwards was interesting indeed. The only rules were...… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – The Beginning & DAY 1
