“I'm always sketchy of people who don't like grits.” - Jaycee Ford Ain't that the truth. In the south, grits are a staple. They are love. They are life. They are tradition. They are sacred. They are holy. Southern Gold If you dont know what 'grits' are (or is?), grits are a thick substance made from… Continue reading The Grits From Hell
Where Will You Be When It Happens To You
Last year, I went to a Guy Penrod concert with my friend Brandi and her mom Sandra. If you don't know who Guy Penrod is, who even ARE you? Lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nJ6wQpLmuo#t=1m17s Behold. Guy Penrod is a Gospel and Country singer who gained massive attention when he entered the Gaither Vocal Band in 1994. He is… Continue reading Where Will You Be When It Happens To You
Christmas Shopping Ideas
It's October 19th. If you get paid once a month like I do, you may be in the midst of Christmas shopping now. Lol or maybe you're already DONE with it. Maybe you haven't even started because you feel it is asinine and stupid to have the Christmas season take up so much of your… Continue reading Christmas Shopping Ideas
Putting the ‘Fun’ in Funeral: Things You’ve Always Wanted To Know
WARNING: This post features photos of actual dead people. (photos from the bowels of the internet) If you are dealing with grief, are soul-searching, or are not mentally in a good place, this post may not be for you. If you feel you may be disturbed by this, please skip this. This is the raw… Continue reading Putting the ‘Fun’ in Funeral: Things You’ve Always Wanted To Know
How Green Beans Almost Ended My Marriage
Once upon a time, a seed was planted. This seed was planted in fertile soil in an open field in Illinois by a farmer. It was a happy seed - just chillin' in it's bed of dirt. It's parents taught it all about growth and puberty, and they named him Jose'. Jose was exposed to… Continue reading How Green Beans Almost Ended My Marriage
